poonibrow

The act of inserting one's finger or penis in the anus of another, then rubbing the aforementioned digit in between the eyebrows, thus creating a unibrow made of poo. Basically a dirty sanchez except further north.

Historians believe that the first recipient of the poonibrow was actually Frida Kahlo but nobody even noticed.

by Sara Michaels October 9, 2008

baby poonie

A young girls vagina.

Lisa climbed a tree nude the other day and got sap all over her little baby poonie.

by D.R.W. November 13, 2007

poonis

combination of penis and poon;

1)can be used in reference to a dike, tranny, homo, etc.

2)can be used to express how ugly a person is.

3)when your swimsuit is old and ratty and it sags at the crotch, it looks like a poonis.

That dike must have a poonis, I can't tell what it is.

That bitch looks like a poonis.

Get a new swimsuit you look like you have a poonis.

by secretscrotum January 6, 2009

Poonis

What you get after fucking a guy in the ass when he hasn't taken a dump in a few days. A Penis covered in Poo.

Grandpa (in a pirate voice): arrrrrgggg, Billy. Me matey. Shiver me anus!

Billy: first mate reporting for duty!

Grandpa: 'tis a fine instrument you got there, Billy. All hands on the poop deck.

Billy: oh Gramps. Here it comes...

Grandpa: garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. That's the stuff.

10 minutes later:

Billy: awwwwww - sick. Grandpa, I have a Poonis.

Grandpa: yarrrr. Gross. Time for a colostomy bag...

by Pollup October 3, 2008

Phonics

What pissed the terrorists off so much.

by Trey September 10, 2003

Poonis

n.(Pou'nis)-common word used to depreciate the value of another's existence.

Man you suck. Quit being such a poonis!

by Bman December 9, 2002

POONIS

Homosexual male genital organ

My poonis is red raw after last night's hot one night stand!

by Oxford Concise September 1, 2003