Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019

Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.

I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.

by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014

porcelain bridging

1) When your manhood touches the seat man!!!!
2) When general genatalia salutes the rim.
3) An unhappy pairing of man bits and potty.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!! i've just porcelain bridged my pork sword!! :)

by third place April 24, 2003

porcelain chat

Communication whilst squatting on the porcealin throne.

"Hold on man, this is about to turn into some porcelain chat."

by Brian Ebeling January 31, 2006

porcelain vortex

whisking something down the toilet bowl

i thought you were going to jane's? -naw, that went down the porcelain vortex!
ain't got no job, it got gotten by the porcelain vortex

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

porcelin chud bin

porcelin chud bin is a toilet

"jus going using ure porcelin chud bin mate"

by wammy May 17, 2006

Porcelain mountain lake

Slang terminology for a toilet, usually of the sit-down variety. Sometimes also known as the "porcelain mountain fountain".

"Well, folks...that was a mighty fine dinner, but it's tearing up my insides. Time for me to take a little vacation trip to the porcelain mountain lake."

by Kirk Bradford Myers June 9, 2007