pontus dick

A big dick, every girl wont it

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by [e-mail] December 12, 2016

Pontifex Maximus

a huge, voluptuous pope.

Wow! Francis looks like a Pontifex Maximus

by PoPe_FrAnCiS_iS_tHe_AnTiChRiSt January 28, 2018

pontuality

To be early to an event/place with remarkable time to spare.

"Her pontuality was rather distinguished among her peers"

by IAMAPEX August 17, 2019

Pontaffed

Synonym for flanderized.

Silver got pontaffed into an idiot

by Fan Ilynn September 20, 2020

Pontagles

The ratio of fat vs muscle on a fish determining weight. Muscle weighs more than fat.

My friend said my fish didn’t weight that much because it wasn’t fat. He obviously hasn’t fished for very long and doesn’t know about the pontagles rule.

“My fish was a lean mean fighting machine with huge pontagles!”

by ProFisherMan October 15, 2022

pontlottyn

Pontlottyn is a nice village in South Wales, but it's neighbour is scummy Rhymney which is full of junkies and scumbags known as Rhymney ruffian's who regularly get smashed and set houses on fire. Pontlottyn used to be a really nice place but the scum County Council send all the junky filth up here to live from down the valley. So they can keep Cardiff a nice place. Pontlottyn means alright butt we have a nice bridge in Welsh and people who live in Pontlottyn are proud of thier bridge and their many pubs and clubs.

Hi I live in Pontlottyn which is a nice village with a bridge in it for the train to go over and the cars to go under.

by Samuel44 June 11, 2023

Luke Pontisso

A sexy Loving Beast and he has a huge PECKER and he is a hot man and he will give you what you want!!! ;)

Luke Pontisso is Amazing

by LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOL Yeet October 23, 2019