Essex Polo is a team sport, in which the objective is to score a "goal" against an opposing mates girlfriend or boyfriend.
Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the
Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the
by Hawk303 July 05, 2011
A Speedo so inconceivably minuscule as to ensure that the only thing holding this suit up is your penis. Visible ass crack is required when wearing a properly fitted water polo suit. No crack- no friends. No joke, if you are not presenting at least the first inch of your ass crack to the boisterous crowd of mothers and high-stung fathers, you WILL be ostracized by your team mates.
by RiceKrispies November 17, 2013
by jamesdeerfield December 02, 2017
Mainly happens to water polo goalies.
To be hit in face with a water polo ball so hard, the ball starts to curve the other way so it's touches (and crushes) ones face.
When the ball covers as much surface area of ones face as physically possible.
To be hit in face with a water polo ball so hard, the ball starts to curve the other way so it's touches (and crushes) ones face.
When the ball covers as much surface area of ones face as physically possible.
(girl watching her friends water polo game. Her friend's a goalie and blocked some pretty tough shots)
friend: Oh my gosh are you ok? That chick looked like she had a really strong arm!
Goalie: She did! She gave me a Water Polo Facial! but at least i stopped the ball. And its not my first tie getting a water polo facial.
friend: Oh my gosh are you ok? That chick looked like she had a really strong arm!
Goalie: She did! She gave me a Water Polo Facial! but at least i stopped the ball. And its not my first tie getting a water polo facial.
by H2O polo girl December 08, 2010
The first day of school we are wearing Brown Polo shirts and that day will then be declared Brown Polo Day.
by Mr. Senor Jose Sanchez August 24, 2006
by whoo123 May 02, 2010
The tacky, overpriced, overwhelmingly low quality brand all of the lower middle class douche-bags found to replace Hollister the latter part of 10th grade.
by Keelroy November 22, 2011