pocket billiards

to play with one's meat and two veg via a hole/holes in one's pocket/pockets

"why is colin walking funny like that?" questioned steven.
"he's playing pocket billiards again" kevin jealously replied

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

Pococking

Widely believed to be a sexual act, which often happens in prisons, and involves a run up.

Liz took a robust pococking

by Dangerous Barry March 20, 2010

pocket poop

A synonym for shirt shart. In a jam, ripping off your shirt pocket and using it to wipe when no toilet paper is to be found.

Man, I got cuaght up in a pocket poop last night. I had explosive diarrea during my bike ride. It was nuts. Hope I don`t get fireass.

by Marc.O.C. & Evan Z. June 24, 2009

Hot Pocket Hangover

Noun: The symptoms suffered after a day of excessive ingestion of Hot Pockets. Symptoms include, but are not restricted to: Stomach pain, softened stool, diarrhea, spontaneous stool discharge, constipation, bloating, headache, nausea and death.

"He died of a Hot Pocket Hangover"

"Bobbo was a good man, but he loved his Hot Pockets"

by AfroThunder6142 July 11, 2009

Pocktio

A pedofile from England, likes to watch gay porn movies, and is the same as a priest, loves little boys.

Pocktio loves to molest lil boys.

by nganon October 30, 2008

Pocketjob

When one feels and/or massages the other person's genitals through their pocket.

"Dude I dunno it might not be discreet, what if someone looks over?" "Try a pocketjob"

by WtfMarc March 1, 2010

pocahontas

A woman that falsely claims to be native american for monetary (such as registration into a tribe) or political gain but is in fact have not native american ancestry.

President Trump routinely calls Senator Warren pocahontas because many believe she claims to be native american due to her high cheek bones.

by Mr. Smith goes to DC December 1, 2017