Platonic Handjob

A platonic friendship that goes dirty for a quick second of pleasure where a handjob is issued out to the lucky receiver.

Male equivalent of platonic fingering

Not to be confused with Atomic Handjob

So what happened last night?

Nothing much, just a platonic handjob.

by Whattareyoudoing March 19, 2018

platonically breed

An act of breeding in the traditional sense, but is not sexual in any means, and is between two or more close friends.

Person: Nah, don't worry homie, I'm just gonna platonically breed ya!

by Comrade Eclipse December 10, 2023

platonic kiyokage

the best headcanon in all of the haikyu fandom, courtesy of ousamatobio

“man! i bet platonic kiyokage are neighbors/childhood bffs/cousins/platonic soulmates!”

“canon!!”

by ycfeh1 November 19, 2021

Platonic Crisis

A phase that a person goes through where they can't distinguish platonic relationships/love from romantic ones

-I'm having a platonic crisis right now.

-I'm in a platonic crisis.

by ILoveThighs254 August 20, 2021

Platonic Boyfriend day

Platonic Boyfriend day is specially for my beab ratt, its a day for them and its every monday. I like my beab rat

"happy Platonic Boyfriend day ratt!"

by Art...1 August 01, 2022