platonic incel

a guy that doesn't have a close female/nonbinary friend and therefore has an incel mentality towards these groups

Oh Omar? He's never had a female friend except his gf and doesn't see the value in having non-men as friends. He also has women-hating tendencies.

Yea he's a platonic incel.

by bringmealittlewaterSylvie November 23, 2021

Platonic Hate

Hating someone but in a platonically affectionate way. Like yes, I’d kill you, but I’d be lowkey sad when you died.

Person one: “I hate you so much”
Person two: “Lowkey I love you too”
Person one: “I am going to fucking peel your skin off of your rotting corpse”

Narrator: “Platonic Hate ❤️”

by untangy October 30, 2025

Platonic Lust

When one or two people want to stay friends while doing coupley things without the stigmas of a dating relationship

I have a platonic lust for my friend(s)

by Complicated Shit? June 13, 2023

Platonic

Yes you want them to be gay for each other but naw. Face the facts already. They just are so affectionate and loving. Yes, they just love each other so so so very much.

Jen and Judy's(Dead To Me 2019-) relationship are platonic.

by Jen Harding October 17, 2020

Platonically married

When two strangers with matching swagness meet online and marry so their power is multiplied.

"Did you know Malia and Sara are platonically married on Discord ?"
"No way !"

by kermitjuice November 3, 2021

platonic (for boat and kil)

sexual relationship

boat and kil are lovers , platonic (for boat and kil)

by soghail February 24, 2024

platonic soulmate

a deep, meaningful connection with someone you're not romantically or sexually attracted to, but with whom you feel a strong sense of understanding, intimacy, and connection

rhyne and alisha are platonic soulmates

by not allison/- April 18, 2025