playing me out

when somebody pretends to care and interacts or plays with you for their benefit and could really care less about you

guy 1: damn dude i was waiting on leila she said she was going to meet up with me and she left to hang out with mark. i think she’s playing me out

guy 2: wow that sucks dude sounds like she was playing you out

by tisjayr December 14, 2020

Playing me too close

It’s a warning that someone is doing something that’s pissing you off and there will be consequences if they continue.

The store security guard kept watching me in the store when I was shopping so I told him, “fuck off, you’re playing me too close!”

by 15knicks March 13, 2022

not playing videogames

A phrase synonymous with masturbation, with the implication being that, whenever one is not playing videogames, one is masturbating.

1. Last night, I was not playing videogames. 2. I didn't play videogames for 5 minutes.

by Tarok, son of Mohg October 11, 2011

Disc-placing

A new hilarious teen trend, disc-placing is taking millennial by storm. It's a brand new disc golf prank that's easy to pull and fun for all. Simply place a disc in the pin, preferably a driver to make it more convincing, take a picture, and send it to all your friends claiming to have made a hole-in-one. Then sit back and enjoy the congratulations.

"hey dudes check it out (texts pic of disc in pin). I aced it"
"awesome, bro"
"Great job, man"
"are you sure you weren't disc-placing?"
"no, dad." (snickers)
"you'd better not have. Because if I find out you were, you're grounded next weekend. And no listening to Everclear."

by willyfromCLT March 31, 2015

I didn't know I was playing church league softball

A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011

Here is your bourbon and coke sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.

by Krynja August 20, 2013

Playing House

When a person is having casual sex with someone else and has no intention to take it any further but still shows them a lot of unnecessary affection as if they were in a relationship. Such as, stroking their hair or looking into their eyes etc.

He is so good at ‘playing house’.

by landoforlyfe November 7, 2022

playing the organ

When in a deserted male bathroom, a man pees in all the urinals.

*Just came back to class*
Person 1: Yoo Chad, I just playing the organ
Person 2: Hahaha, what is that?
Person 1: Its when you piss in all the urinals

by organplayer May 26, 2010