Photoshop

People who are only cool on social media. They front like they are really awesome have it going on, but when you meet them in person they are wack, usually on their phone the whole time.
They have nothing going for them, except their social media presence.

Man I thought Rob was a cool guy turns out he was photoshop.

by Sleev3s August 7, 2017

Photoshop blindness

The inability to notice that badly photoshopped images have been altered. Often combined with a strong belief that it's real, while ignoring or being in denial of anyone pointing out obvious signs of alteration.

"This looks shopped. I can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in my time."
"No dude, those tits are totally real. They look just like my ex girlfriend's."
"You must have photoshop blindness if you can't see that this is shopped."

by Quantumloaf May 28, 2017

photoplopping

Photoshopping while using the toilet

Jeez Bill, you want me to edit ALL these photos? But I just ate Chipotle! Guess I'll have to do some photoplopping tonight...

by Habana Baba November 4, 2017

Photoshave

To use photo editing to take care of you're daily grooming, rather than print your phone down long enough to actually handle it.

You can take my picture but you better Photoshave my legs!!!

by Katanagyrl November 28, 2018

Photoshop Free

A person who looks so good they appear to be digitally enhanced... Exceptionally pretty in person... An everyday person who is naturally celebrity-like gorgeous

Damn that chic is photoshop free bad

by Frank Chocs February 20, 2019

photographically

A person who photographically captures your essence. They captured what makes you who you are. What makes you unique one of a kind. From your smile to your skin.

I want you to photographically capture my essence.

by Mariahrose April 23, 2019

Photoshop Tourette's

The uncontrollable urge to create a photo in Photoshop after someone mentions "it would be cool if..."

"It would be really cool if someone added a Starbucks cup to the Iron Throne in 'Game of Thrones'."
"Damnit, Andrea! You just set off my Photoshop Tourette's! Now I have to go make that!"

by czehner May 10, 2019