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Moisés Peña-Núñez

He is the total package. Hardworking, athletic, friendly, handsome, humble, caring, loving, and understanding. If you are ever blessed to come across a Moisés Peña-Núñez keep him close, he has the purest heart, the most dazzling eyes, contagious humor, and best advice. The perfect husband/father who takes your problems and worries to solve and fix as if they were his own. Never leaving your side as long as you don’t leave his. He takes pride in his family who are loving and caring. Doesn’t give up when things get tough, isn’t afraid to face a challenge. Makes friends easily. And is the best boyfriend who is loyal, attentive, and goes out of his way. Makes expectations a reality, has high standards and priorities. Can get any girl he wants but chose a girl named Katie instead :).
Moisés Peña-Núñez is so dreamy, I wish I could have dated him, Katie is so lucky!
by Alice green August 7, 2022
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Penadow Slap

The slapping of someone in the face with one's penadow (shadow of a penis). Sort of related to a mushroom slap but far worse and more humiliating.
Where's Joe?
He got penadow slapped the other week and he's still recovering.
by Yellow-Dart March 27, 2007
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penae

the plural form of penis. Also used to ridicule one's appearance.
"Man, there is too many penae here.... Lets get out!" "Yo my Broul Mate is looking penae today man...."
by Scamster January 13, 2010
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Penalah

This is used to describe overrated fraud Mohamed salah who is the real pen merchant, he is also a dive merchant
Penalah is so overrated

Yeah mctominay is miles ahead of him
by alex_MUFC20 July 10, 2021
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Penaldo

Known as Camelnaldo, Cashinaldo, Or underwear employee who claims to be the best footballer. His only real skills are Tap ins and Penalty, the rest are wannabe scissor feints aka penaldo stepovers and useless chop. His achievement are Dubai d'or, instagram award, bayern robbed ucls, and best diver of the year. He's known of crying in the pitch, ghosting in penalty box thinking he is a fox in the box player, hunting birds at free kick, the second best diver behind Neymar, and so on. He's a statpadder for scoring Norwich, Ahmad FC, Crotone in his club profile while in national profile, he loves to score lithuania, faroe islands or Andorra, scaring these locals to fear and trauma.

His fan are delusionals by Penaldo who came as a real fan into a plastic fan since in Real Madrid and changes team everytime he join on another league team. Known as Penaldogs, they cry on Messi everytime he did something good such as winning World Cup. They think World Cup is equal as Golden Boot. No need to further it, they have an IQ of a 5 year old child. A general information for this guy, the best benchwarmer and finished

Conclusion, he is now statpadding in Saudi Arabia and scoring goals and penalties against esport FC on construction workers
Person 1 "obviously he's finished"
Person 2 "ikr now Penaldo is on walai talai FC and scoring goals against 7th division team"
by RiddlemanOfEpic February 16, 2023
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penal sex

When someone sticks their penis in someone else's penis somehow. Fags like to do it.

It can also be in futanari when a girl with a penis has a guy or another girl with a penis stick their penis in hers. Since its anime, anything can happen.
They had penal sex. I bet it hurt!
by RandomGuy March 28, 2005
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pena

i'm a rock star, and my pena is golden.
by ssq August 5, 2010
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