fat pearl

An FTP URL

Give me the addy to your fat pearl so I can upload some sweet videos of my brother smoking salmon.

by Ham T. Sandwich January 22, 2009

Pearl Jam

Semen, cum, schmootz or whatever ya wanna call it

I stuck it down her throat and gave her a mouthful of pearl jam

by Saxxon September 27, 2005

silver pearl

A cannabis type that has a high percentage THC, it gives a little trippy effect and has a nice high.
Good when you want to get stoned, good when you still need some things to do.

Red eyes included.

Time ago, I was super stoned and making funny noises and beats with a friend (trippy effect i had from the silver pearl weed). When you smoke it alone and you have to go somewhere, you still can perform tasks.

by Chilltyperiod June 22, 2006

pearl tear

When you spunk in someone's eye.

I was going for the moneyshot, but i sliced it and she was crying pearl tears.

by jmc October 16, 2002

Pearl or Pastrami

A type of vagina.

Pearl is a smoother and goes inwards, while Pastrami tends to be looser.

Basically saying Pearl stands for virgin and Pastrami stands for a thot.

"Hey Pearl or Pastrami?"
"Why?"
"Just answer it."
"Pastrami."
"Bro you dirty as fuck..."

by Chi Chi Pee Pee November 6, 2018

pearl tiara

When semen (cum) is ejaculated into a woman's hair and on her forehead. This can appear to be in the shape of a tiara. Similar to a pearl necklace but at the hairline of the hair /forehead rather than on the neck/chest.

Molly was scared to taste Big John's cum, so she pulled him out of her mouth at the last minute and let him give her a pearl tiara.

by Roger Boi August 20, 2007

pearl necklace

The passionate result of a man wanking onto his lover's upper chest, neck and shoulders. Also the most wonderfully affectionate (and affordable) gift for a husband to bestow upon his wife on their wedding night.

Benny and Betty weren't rich by any means, but Benny loved to spoil his wife by giving her a pearl necklace whenever he could. Betty was generally appreciative, although not when Benny unexpectedly misfires and shoots her in the eye instead.

by Reginald Barrington July 28, 2004