Peanut Butthurt

Peanut Butthurt is a play on the word "Peanut Butter". It is a sexual act that involves anal sex using crunchy peanut-butter as lube. Shards of peanuts that are present in crunchy-peanut butter can cause minute lacerations inside the rectum, which causes pain to the person on the receiving end of the "Peanut Butthurt". Hence the name.

Jack gave Samantha a Peanut Butthurt last night. Although it was pleasurable, Samantha was sore for days.

by CrepescularMonty September 8, 2011

peanut spackle

When your taking a crap and you spit shit and peanuts out of your ass.

I was taking a shit and pushed to hard and had peanut spackle.

by Spencer Moore April 20, 2004

Peanut Head

Somebody with an unusually shaped head, often with the first name Toby

Ryan: “Have you seen Toby’s head”
Jack: “Yeah, It is a Peanut Head”

by Smiths secret santa November 27, 2018

Peanut shit

A turd with undigested peanuts visibly embedded in it

I had one wicked peanut shit this morning

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

dirty peanut

after having anal sex, the man wipes his penis in a circle around his partner's eye, forming a fecal marking which resembles the eyepiece of the Planter's peanut character

After anal sex, a man surprised his partner by giving her a dirty peanut, much to her dismay.

by Bill/Becky/Jeff/Mike/Stephanie/Troy December 24, 2008

Peanut parcel

An awesome website that allows you to send a box full of peanuts to your friends.

Woah dude I just sent Jake a box of peanuts from peanut parcel .com! Can't wait to see his reaction!

by CrumblingCookies January 2, 2017

Peanut butter

A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird

the peanut butter was used to get me out of the railing

by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019