Pasta'r

Regional relation of "ricer".

Someone with an unnatural, borderline sexual, fascination with only Italian cars or bikes regardless of how good or bad they may be to the exclusion of everything else.

"We were talking about Japanese cars and Damian kept interupting with Italian cars, he's a total pasta'r"

And then he said... "Sure the Bugatti Veyron is good, but it's no Alfa/Lancia/Ferrari/Maserati/Ducati". What a pasta'r!

And then he said... "Sure the USS Enterprise can make Warp 7, but I still prefer my Alfa/Lancia/Ferrari/Maserati/Ducati". TOTAL PASTA'R!!

by DrMat April 24, 2010

Pastorbate

What a pastor must do to keep sexually abstinent.

"I haven't had sex since I became a pastor and now I pastorbate everyday!"

by The Action. August 23, 2011

vegetarian pasta

a pasta consisting of various vegetables such as peppers, carrots, spinach, tomato. the veggies are combined with pasta noodles and olive oil. it is a very delicious dish

man: im vegetarian what is a good pasta?
woman: ill make you some vegetarian pasta its yummy!

by crazydazy318 July 7, 2009

Ass Pasta

When someone is fucking you in the ass and you are shitting simultaneously, which causes the shit to encase the penis and come out the sides of the asshole. The shit fans out around the shaft making pasta like shapes.

We ran out of lube so we had to make ass pasta to ease the anal stretching.

by Greasy butthole June 14, 2015

Penis Pasta

A pasta that started out as a joke, but was stolen and used for commercial gain. Often reffered to as "Weenis Wasta". Penis Pasta is mostly known as the delicious and creamy pasta that grows when cooked. Penis Pasta is now available in your local food market.

Pasta that grows when cooked, shrinks when frozen.

by Lemon August 5, 2004

Asta la pasta

1) Silly slang for saying goodbye.

2) Spanish for "Until the pasta"

3) The long lost art of saying goodbye to enriched wheat products.

After I caught my ex-boyfriend Stan surfing child porn it was asta la pasta baby!

by zoloftzantac July 19, 2006

Pasta Ass

An enlargement of the hind-quaters due to excessive consumption of pasta and other carbohyrates such as bread and potatoes.

Look at the pasta ass on her!

Oh, no! I think I'm getting a pasta ass!

by sskra September 8, 2009