barted; v., past-tense

made a stupid mistake; had a brain fart

I barted and blew the test.

by K. Doyle February 18, 2003

Not Past Me

When one is trying to get past someone in a game of sport and stopped in doing so by defence.

I'm going to score from here!!! not past me mate, take something special to beat me from there.

by Paul Pluckrose December 10, 2007

20 Past Midnight

An All Gay Girl Band From England, Norfolk.

made the name for the band at 00:20 so thats the reason for

its name :)

WHAT TIME IS IT?

20 PAST MIDNIGHT!

by SAYWAAA? August 18, 2011

slip one past the goalie

To successfully have sexual intercourse with a woman who has told you no. (Rape)

She told Brian she didn't want to have sex last night, so he tried to slip one past the goalie.

by Stonograph August 20, 2007

Takin dick from the past

to fuck a fine as hell senorita from the back.

Joey Spec: Young Fife i had this fine azz gurl last night.

Young Fife: all damn howd was she doin it?

Joey Spec: Takin dick from the past like nothin else!

by Joey Spectakular June 8, 2009

half-past hammered

a phrase to describe the intensity or excessiveness to which one was intoxicated.

"Dave I can't believe you banged that fat chick last night!"

"Haha well I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't half-past hammered!"

by thekentuckykid August 23, 2011

Half past moist

1: When it is not quite raining but water is falling at more than a sprinkle or a drizzle..

2: After a girl already climaxed and is still wet

"She's in a daze and still half past moist, I'm going back in!"

by Human_cum August 25, 2016