pastry chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between comencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.

Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".

by TyroneTT May 18, 2008

Pastry Chef

Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between commencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.

Tyrone: "Damn its only 1pm and hes passed out already!" Kiren: "Yeah he's such such a Pastry Chef".

by TyroneTT May 20, 2008

pantry party

Similar to a bathroom party except there is a lot of junk food available in case anyone gets the munchies.

A: "Hey let's have a bathroom party."
B: "How about a pantry party since Bob brought some pot."

by znygrl8 January 2, 2011

Pastryface

This refers to a woman with an unpleasant looking face that could only be improved via "Glazing", I.E. ejaculating onto the subject's face.

"I couldn't stand looking at that pastryface bitch kimmie's face, so I had to glaze that."

by Horrorclaus August 14, 2012

Paltrowism

1. A verbal usage coined by or reminiscent of Gwyneth Paltrow. A Paltrowism is an elitist expression uttered with vacant ignorance of what 99% of the world knows by hard experience. Can generally be preceded by the noun "Gwyneth..." as subject of the sentence.

2. An ideology indulged in by Gwyneth, based on the inpenetrable perfection of Gwyneth and her knowledge that the world needs Gwyneth's deep level of enlightenment.

3. Bathos disguised as erudition.

"Conscious uncoupling" is a Paltrowism.

According to Paltrowism, single women working in an office for minimum wage have a much easier life than a hundred-millionaire actress who is financially secure enough to devote all her time to her children, except that she wants more than to be "just" a mother.

"Gwyneth, however, believes differently," is a Paltrowism when uttered by Gwyneth.

by davarinofuntucson May 11, 2014

pantry score

food you find in your cupboard that you didn't know you had

Yeeeeees! Chocolate chips! Now I don't have to go to the store AGAIN, before I make cookies...... Pantry Score!!!!

by calidomo October 23, 2014

pastry game

A group of males sitting in a circular formation around a pastry of their choice. The group of males start touching themselves until ejaculation. The last male to ejaculate must consume the pastry

"Jeff lost the pastry game and now he has herpes."

by Jack Hofferman April 3, 2015