Heater pad

a small safe for your handgun

A pad (think apartment or safe) for your heater (Handgun)

what are you going to do now that you have a baby

I will just get a heater pad

by E-Mag June 29, 2010

pad the wad

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

poop pads

The diapers older men wear when they are too old to make it to the bathroom in time.

Yeah, my great grandpa needs to use poop pads daily.

by linkybinky June 6, 2014

cherry pad

A young girls first maxi pad.

I opened the trash can and I saw Sally’s cherry pad, and I knew she became a woman.

by Johnny Terabyte September 27, 2019

Thad Pad

A nick name for Thaddeus Stevens College of Technology

Hey bro, u wanna link up at the Thad Pad?

by CuntSlayer69420 October 4, 2019

finger pads

When people with long ass nails are trying to type inconspicuously in the office so they don't get hate mail.. they use their finger PADS. Not quite the tip, but instead the soft cushy part of their fingers.

OMG, Sally needs to learn to type with her Finger pads she's giving me a headache

by anon1239000 May 9, 2018

Launch pad

The area in front of a business where parking valets park expensive or exotic vehicles, in an effort to impart panache to the venue.

Ever since I got this Ferrari the valets have been giving me a space on the launch pad

by Casademilsuenos September 17, 2021