Pocket Pussy Whipped

A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".

I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.

by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018

Pepper Pocket

A Pepper pocket is a small pocket built into the larger kangaroo pocket of a hoodie sweat shirt. The pocket has a small zipper on it to keep items secure. This way skate boarders or sports players wearing a hoodie can keep things in the pocket with out them falling out the side. Pepper pockets are usually hidden which can make them vary easy to smuggle things in as someone who may check you would only check the regular kangaroo pocket and not the pepper pocket. pepper pockets are only included in certain brands of hoodies with really deep kangaroo pockets.

I wish I could shrink you down and put you in my pepper pocket.

by AZ-Dawg September 3, 2005

Peachy Pocket

A politer way of describing a ladies Vagina, as apposed to clunge, cootch, fanny, beef curtains, flaps or minge.

"What was the standard of the strip club like ?"

"Excellent, the stripper managed to insert a rather large champagne bottle into her peachy pocket"

by TheFilthBag August 6, 2009

sweat pocket

The genital area of a post-op male to female transgender person.

I was going to bang this chick, but then I found out she had a sweat pocket.

by ZeroArmor October 11, 2018

Hazleton Hot Pocket

A necrophilia and coprophilia based sex act, in which a hazletard removes a corpse's head, defecates in the esophagus, and has sex with the esophagus.

hazletard: Nothing like visting the morgue at Hazleton General Hospital, and pulling off a Hazleton Hot Pocket!

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 10, 2010

pocket cabbage

A wad of dollar bills won by playing flip cup (last man standing version). Everybody puts their dollar into a pile on the table, and by the end of the round, the money is likely drenched in beer. Whoever wins all the money puts the crumpled up, beer soaked dollars into his pocket. The next morning when the money is discovered in the pocket, it has dried up into a nice clump of crispy pocket cabbage!

Hey bud, can I borrow a dollar?
Sure, but it might take a minute for me to untangle it from this head of pocket cabbage in my pocket.

by d Slew March 22, 2011

pocketrat

Annoying dogs that are small enough to be carried in a woman's' purse. These dogs range form quite and pathetic to loud and obnoxious, to ankle bitters, and should be put out of your misery when ever possible.

A wiener dog is not a pocketrat, wiener dogs are cool.

by yorkie stomper April 1, 2008