putinist

A person who commits a string of blunders in quick succession.

Guy one: Will Vlad be ok?
Guy two: Well, the ambulance crashed on the way to the hospital.
Guy three: What! What happened?
Guy two: Vlad tried to fly by climbing up the garden shed and lifting his own feet off the ground. It didn't go well and he ended up landing on the yard rake and losing his nuts.
Guy three: What an utter Putinist!

by NuclearFalloutWhen? October 6, 2022

Putin warns

An empty threat.
The US's equivalent to "China's final warning".

"Hey, did you hear? Putin warns that he'll attack the US."
"That's not going to happen."
"What makes you so sure?"
""Putin warns", that alone means it's an empty threat."

by SomeCaliGirl February 10, 2023

Putinophobia

Fear of any fact related to Vladimir Putin: appearance, voice, decisions, allies, etc. Mostly linked to phobia of authoritarian and terrorist regimes.

Medics tried to cure my putinophobia, but it turns out it's too strong, maybe Ukraine's win might naturally do it.

by Antirussian August 17, 2023

donald putin

A beautiful specimen that should be the 2020 US president. He is better then Donald trump and the child of the two best leaders. Remember new decade new me. VOTE FOR MEEE. Can also fix brexit.

Dr Phil: wow Donald putin is pretty great
Boris Johnson: I wish he could come over and fix brexit
Or
Wow you are pretty Donald Putin

by Drphilissmexy November 4, 2019

mr.putiton

Nice looking, Cool in the inside Always good looking. So unique

Mr.putiton is the best fun person.

by lh062809 November 24, 2021

to putin

verb. To fall down the stairs and shit your pants.

“Try not to putin yourself on the way out.”

“This one time in middle school, I accidentally putined a little, but thankfully no major news outlet caught wind of it.”

by Chunguseus December 21, 2022

Vladimir Putin

That jerk who lost to Ukraine and lied to his whole country.

Grand kid: So, remember ww3? What was it about?
me: Well, Vladimir Putin lost it and tried to cover up the covid fails by sneak attacking Ukraine to monopolise the energy supply route to Europe. What a jerk. Typical problem kid... negative attention is better than no attention right?

by yer ma2 March 3, 2022