posaduh

1) An narcisstic troll who would post anti-religious threads and diss U.S. troops by posting their deaths count.

2) To be dropped on the head as a baby.

3) See: idiot.

1)John Kerry and Howard Dean are such posaduhs.

2) Person #1: You hear about Fred Phelps?

Person #2: Yeah, he's such a posaduh

by Idiot-Finder2 December 14, 2008

postage stamp

When a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then jizzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book "tai pan" by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.

Matt: I totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
Heidi: that's really sweet

OR, used in the present tense

Matt: shut up bitch or i'll postage stamp you

by Heidimatt May 1, 2005

Potwash

Potwash - someone/something that is useless, pointless. Derived from the job 'potwash' in which someone who works in a pub/restaurant and only 'washes the pots'.

Calling someone or something a potwash could mean they are stupid, useless, meaningless, pointless, dumb, worthless etc.

The word originated at Chichester University, West Sussex, United Kingdom, December 2012

1. *someone breaks something
'Oh my you are such a potwash Soph!'

2. *someone does a job/task wrong
'Chris you're nothing but a potwash!'

3. 'That lesson was so pointless'

'Yeah, it was absolute potwash!'

4. 'You're an idiot!'

'Dumbass!'

'Potwash!'

by SwitIsTheWord December 25, 2012

poowank

paul shears does this. its when you shit and wnk simultaneously. hmmmm

"hello" says paul shears, "i just poowanked at fletcher's house"

by paul shears January 20, 2005

Bi-postal

Some days I want to show you all my stamps, you know, expecially the ones commemorating love and all our heroes. Other days I want to shoot you.

I'm so Bi-postal my boyfriend never knows whether to wake me up in the morning with a sweet cup of coffee or run for Amtrack to another state!

by Heather Donovan January 17, 2008

Postal 3

The upcoming sequel to Postal 2 which as of this writing isn't out yet, but according the Running With Scissors it'll be out before March 2011. From the gameplay footages seen it's even more outrageous and funnier than before, I will buy it. This game is like South Park. From what I've know of so far you can still use cats as silencers.

Postal 3 shall really be over the top

by extreme133 December 4, 2010

mexican postage

It is when you have anal sex with a girl without a condom on and then after you have all the anal juices on your penis and ball sack, you then take it out and stamp (mushroom stamp) right on her forhead but with all the anal juices on her head.

1. Last night yo i gave this girl Jen a mean mexican postage
2. She wanted to have anal last night and i ended up giving her a mexican postage!

by Muffjack2 December 10, 2008