Giraponese Pony

A half giraffe, half pony who is also japanese.

HOLY SHIT HIS DICK IS HUNG LIKE A GIRAPONESE PONY!

by KULISAUFDEMTISCHE November 30, 2010

Pony Punch

Similar to the donkey punch, but without penetration of any kind (but still with the punch).

Dude did you see Malcolm Reynolds dryhump that chick?

Yeah! He totally pony punched her!

by MacDeuce March 31, 2009

pony girl

A bondage chick who likes to wear pony gear like blinders, a bit, and a fake horse tail.

That chick likes it rough, she likes bein' my pony girl.

by Ledbatz February 02, 2006

bitch pony

Non-gender specific whore; reciepient of violent thrusting during anal sex.

I mounted Javier and rode him like a bitch pony all night.

by Guillermo August 29, 2003

Steamy Pony

A Large Dump

I've just lost my job, I'm going to get even by leaving a steamy pony on the office floor

by HelloItIsIam January 26, 2012

Shade Pony

An individual who is of the shady kind. This type of person never calls you back and usually takes 24-48 hours to respond to a text message. On occasion, when you do converse with a Shade Pony, any question will be met with an off topic question to avoid giving any or too much information about themselves so they can remain a full blown Shade Pony.

Dude, did Jessie call you back?

Nah, that girl a Shade Pony fa sho.

Real talk.

by westcoastrealtalk August 23, 2012

Pony fiddler

Someone from Southampton aka an inbred cunt. Known for playing with a horses genitalia and sucking their mums toes.

Person 1: How will the Pony Fiddlers do today against Leicester?
Person 2: Theyll lose 9-0 then wank off some horses after

by Simple fakts June 25, 2021