PMS

Penis Mangina State

the act of tucking your wiener inbetween your ass cheeks for a state of dominance, normally done during or after sex. when this state is assumed you must slap the shaft of your penis and yell with brute force

*tucks wiener between ass cheeks* "AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! time for pms!"

by Does it matter?????? April 10, 2009

PMS

Poopy meany syndrome.

Can be misinterpreted as: Pre-Menstrual Syndrome.

Person 1: You're ugly.
Person 2: Someone's suffering from PMS.

by kattack95 November 15, 2010

PMS

stands for Pissy Man Sydrome (in men)

refers to a man's "time of the month"

or can be used whenever a guy is just being plain pissy!

joe: hey man, wanna go grab some beers with me and ben?

sam: you idiot!! it's "ben and me" not "me and ben" frakin fag!!!

ben: what's his problem?

joe: oh nothin, he's just got PMS... it'll pass..

by BlueEyedNerd August 25, 2009

PMS

An excuse girls use to be angry at guys with no consequence whatsoever.

Day 1
Girl: -PUNCH-
Guy: wtf was that for?
Girl: PMS dumbass hahhahaa
Guy: ugh...

Day 10
Girl: -PUNCH AGAIN-
Guy: WTF you ALREADY HAD PMS THIS MONTH
Girl: That was PRE menstrual now it's POST menstrual roflrofl
Guy: OMFG TITS OF GTFO

by beat up boy May 8, 2009

PMS

prehistoric montster syndrome

grrl w/ pms: rar!
guy: deh

by kait_kit January 23, 2008

PMS

the time of once a month when you piss of the vagina not the women then just as the vagina is pissed off it alos in returns ittitates the women therefore makin her pissed off and wanting to rip you'r hed off

Men beware of the raging vagina A.K.A PMS

by NIKKILOS September 18, 2007

PMS.

Pumpkin Spice syndrome (PMS for short) refers to physical and emotional symptoms that occur in the one to two weeks after an individual drinks a Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Symptoms often vary between individuals and are most frequent around the start of fall. Common symptoms include acne, tender breasts, bloating, feeling tired, irritability, mood changes, diarrhea, oral yeast infection, and in extreme cases shriveling of the penis. Symptoms are typically result coming out of the closet and can cause lasting damage if you do not speak with a specialist immediately.

Trevor- “ it’s too bad of what happened to Brian”

Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”

Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic PMS. that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”

Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”

G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”

by ClownCakes November 5, 2018