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laptop peasant

Usually named Derick. A person who has to restart his laptop every 10 seconds. Always has loud TV noises in background. Sister yells at him for eating all his ice cream. Tries to be better than everyone else by killing them in smash bros but everyone knows that smash bros is a console peasant game. Usually has a lenovo laptop and always Has an i3. Usually looks like a tennis ball. hairline also looks like a tennis ball. Always names himself Pikachu., also spells emperor emporer.
"Wait I need to restart my laptop", you really are a laptop peasant
by pika cock sucker 420 69 April 30, 2020
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Black eyed peas

The gayest band in the world!
I feel bad for the girl because every time I see her with all those guys all I think is "she probably has to give them all a blow-job every day so they just keep her in the band!" Hahaha
Actually I really dont care, its just funny! LOL
by Enna B. January 8, 2005
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peasants

Lowest class, the serfs.
*burninates peasants*
by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
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Peasant

A lesser being worthy of little to no human rights.
The personification of severely pathetic; an amateur of the utmost degree.
Though the words' origins are rooted in economic status, the current economic correlation to an individual's peasantry is indirect. Granted, 21st Century peasants do frequently carry the inadmirable traits of medieval peasants including offensive hygiene, alarming stupidity, and physical characteristics befitting of ridicule. Unfortunately, these essentially nonessential creatures can be found in most walks of life.
Jesus Quintana: These fucking peasants think they can come to our territory and run shit? I am going to fuck each and every one of them in the ass.
Jose Contreras: Jesus...
Quintana: 'Ju said it man, nobody fucks with the Jesus. (storms out)
Bruce Lee: (walks up) Where the fuck did he come from?
by benny b from the bronx August 27, 2007
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Pease

A more gangsta way of saying Peace, only used when saying goodbye
1. hey homes I gota bounce
2. oh true, Pease!!
by popstar324 April 2, 2011
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android peasant

Somebody who is too poor to buy apple products and has to use android instead.

Often they get mad when people compliment apple products
1: What phone do you have?
2: Just some samsung
1: android peasant!
by Niikurasu May 21, 2020
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peasant

What Greg be callin cats on The Real World Hollywood.
Sit down and stop crying Dave, you peasant.

William, you peasant, how come we can't be cool?
by Greg Rocks May 30, 2008
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