Perfect Tommy

Character from Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension, known for his general perfection, portrayed by actor Lewis Smith.

I can't believe Perfect Tommy was previously unlisted in Urban Dictionary...just a crime...

by RickJames3000 June 17, 2013

Perfect

Someone who is perfect for you in every single way. They have what you want, they are what you need, and they give you back rubs and take care of you in every way they can. They are perfect because you want to do the same for them. You want to be everything they need as well. They are so perfect that when you tell them they are perfect they don’t even believe you. They see flaws that you can’t see, and even though you know those flaws are perfect, they won’t believe you. When someone is perfect, they don’t know it. They might not ever know it. But you do. You know how perfect their brown eyes are when they decide to smile. You know how perfect they are, in how they speak, how they walk, how they tell you they love you. If you find someone who is perfect, it does not matter how far away they are, what they look like (even if they are handsome as hell) or that you have to stand on your tip toes to kiss them. Nothing can get in the way when you want them. Not doubts, time, distance or money. If you find someone perfect, you don’t ever let them go. Ever.

Matt is perfect. I won’t let my perfect go.

by Sophí’s definitions July 9, 2018

Perfect Height, No Bucket

When horse fuckers ride up on the rump of the horse and find that their ding dong presses perfectly against the brown eye of gods beautiful creation.

John: “ God that horse is a majestic creature. Absolutely sexy..”

David: “ That’s a prime example of Perfect Height, No Bucket if i’ve ever seen one, wouldn’t ya say cowboy?”

by Kevin Kofoid March 30, 2019

perfect

An unatainable and boring condition that kills people in its pursuit.

Perfect compared to what?

by jwill January 17, 2004

Perfect boyfriend

A perfect boyfriend is one who loves you and cares for you no matter what. He looks past physical features and digs in deep to find your golden personality. A perfect boyfriend is the person you can't live without. and maybe, it might be the guy you're thinking about right now:)

perfect boyfriend

by Nikki_bam_bam December 18, 2011

Perfect Husband

The husband is head of the house, and the final decision on matters affecting the welfare and economy of the family were left to him. He is responsible for the spiritual and physical needs of the family. A Man that has the ability to cook and clean if necessary. He loves his wife as he does his own body and limits his sexual relations to his wife only. This man is not perfect; however, when the mistake he has made has been brought to his attention or he realizes it, he apologizes. Living in this day and age...while still being the family head, he recognizes that the wife can make more money than he does. He doesn't take this offensively yet he still makes decisions and love and supports his wife. Sports and recreation all have their place. He never neglects his wife. He is respectful, loving, kind, long suffering, mild, and patient.

I think I have found my future Perfect Husband!

by B.Experiment January 16, 2009

Perfecterest

adj., n. pur-fikt-urh-ist
1.
More perfect than perfection.
2.
Entirely without any flaws, defects, or shortcomings: a perfect apple; the perfect crime.
3.
When trying to impress someone better than yourself, an English major for example, by writing a snarkalicious email and nothing witty enough comes to mind say, "you're pretty much the most perfecterest." Boom, instantly you will be teleported into their bedroom (clothes optional).

"Brosef, at da disco I was on the mobile version of the app... hollaing at the most PERFECTEREST beezy ever. yadadamean?"

by Paulthe July 15, 2011