penile cord

Synonymous with dick, cock, and schlong. Popular in the 4th through 6th grade, before children begin to use the four letter words.

Ms. Smith can pull on my penal cord if she thinks I am going to do my homework.

by C-Note April 24, 2004

Penile Suffocation

1) The act of shoving ones cock in the mouth of the victim causing her/him to suffocate until they die and are no longer living

2) A grind band that is good and you should listen to

If that fucking cunt doesnt shut up...im going to cock slap her then penily suffocate her to death until she dies.

by Kaaos January 11, 2005

Jewish Penicillin

Tasty Matza Ball Soup.

Mamascheinz if you are farshtupped have some Jewish Penicillin, and your keppie will clear up.

by Dr. Matti May 16, 2006

penik

Penik:
1)a popular swedish name, glamourised by thousands of swedish porn stars.
2)a penis with mad 1337 karate skillz

"man that penik beat the crap out of me!"

by ireallylikemichael December 9, 2008

peni

When a woman's pants are too baggy in the crotch, causing a slight penis effect.

"Her pants were so baggy in the crotch, she had a stage 3 peni."

by Saly Cinamon September 30, 2011

Peni

The plural of and from the term of penis meaning: more than one penis.

"look at those peni"

by anon November 1, 2004

penic

it means penis but it just ends with a "c" making it sound 12,000 times more awesome

suck my penic
rub dubbin my nips also penics
penic palace
penic

by kp~ December 13, 2007