palm jockeys

At an event (public, private, a party, etc.) where someone speaks (small speech; gives a toast; etc.) and everyone in the audience applauds automatically--in a kiss-ass sort of way.

"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.

When Obama gave his speech, it was interrupted, every few seconds, by the applause from the Kool-Aid drinking crowd...to which Mike uttered, sarcastically: "What a bunch of palm jockeys."

by mike87111 April 19, 2010

Palm Tool

A PDA or Blackberry Device

My palm tool has all the numbers I need.

by Matt Aiken February 27, 2008

Palm-tini

A hand job given while under the influence of alcohol.

Karen had 5 Martinis and ended up giving Kevin Palm-tinis.

by Gurlie214 March 27, 2009

palm prom

a slang term for male masturbation

"Babe you've been a beast in bed lately, are you seeing someone else?" ... " what? no! I have just been taking myself to palm prom, twice a day."

by Rincloud January 17, 2018

Palm Beach

the act of pulling down your pants and squatting to urinate

“Alex, stop palm beaching in public!”

by bethanykline August 9, 2022

Palm Tree

American Slang for a homosexual male. The hand movement consists of bending your arms at the wrists and crossing them over each other, making your fingers/hands represent the leaves and your arms, up to your elbows, the trunk.

"Hey, I'm talking to this guy and I think he might be a Palm Tree."

"Oh really? Does he like unicorns too?"

by GrilledSandwich December 14, 2012

Palm Pre

A handjob by a jerk-off virgin.

Brian went to bed frustrated after getting a palm pre from Heather. She had a lot to learn about pleasing a man.

by dcxoffender May 22, 2009