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Anal Package

When the male opens up the females anus and puts his testicles in and restricts the seamen from coming out of the penis. Then the male continues to have sex with the female in the vagina.
Man A: Dude! I Anal Packaged your mom last night!
Man B: Dude.. Not cool.
by Beardy Bro October 10, 2010
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last cookie of the package

When someone (generally a girl) thinks she is very better than any other, she is asked if she is the last cookie of the package!
Girl "I only date with very rich men!"

Guy "Do you think you're the last cookie of the package?!"
by Magnetofgirls February 19, 2014
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Full Package

when having butt sex on a chair, your right hand is finguring the girl, your left hand is graspin her left boob, and you are making-out with the girl.
Im ganna full package your girlfriend tonite.
by Angus Player April 11, 2010
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Surprise Package

The act of receiving oral copulation and ejaculating with such force the semen shoots out the givers' mouth and nose
"Dude, Mara was giving me head and she got a fucking surprise package. She was so pissed at me dude!"
by Nerd Junior April 13, 2006
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The Full Faggot Package

Commonly builds himself a reputation of trust or friendliness. Though this is how he shows himself, he will take any opportunity to take the piss out of you, but in a 1 on 1 conversation, he will act like your best friend. A full faggot package is often attractive to girls and will still do anything in his power to Cockblock a friend if he thinks this friend has more of a chance than he does. It is often done out of jealousy. He will also gloat about being the best to everyone though he is often not.
You "Hey I really like that Hannah girl you know, She is amazing."
friend "Oh really..."
*Later on*
Friend "Oi Hannah, that (your name) really likes you you know, like he's obsessed with you"
Hannah "Oh errm... OK."
After this, Hannah never spoke or cared about you.
You "Wow. He is the full faggot package."
Other Friend "I know right."
by James2210 June 7, 2013
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Full Negro Package

To have more BLING than SNOOPDOG, EMINIM, and P DIDDY COMBINED!!!!
DAMN!!! You see that Caddy roll by? That mother fucker had the FULL NEGRO PACKAGE!
by Lick A. Lotapuss August 20, 2008
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Stimulus Package

Hey baby, do I have a stimulus package for you..

My stimulus package is bigger than yours.

If i dont get my stimulus package unleashed, the economy might collapse.

I woke up with a huge stimulus package this morning.
by mild lettuce February 12, 2009
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