verb: To "fight the mong" (also to "fight it")
This usually means that instead of monging, you're going on a trek.
It can mean simply keeping your eyes open, or even mean picking your drunken self up off the pavement. How you "fight it" depends on how monged out you are.
This usually means that instead of monging, you're going on a trek.
It can mean simply keeping your eyes open, or even mean picking your drunken self up off the pavement. How you "fight it" depends on how monged out you are.
"Let's play football - come on, fight the mong lads!"
"Fight the mong Eric, it's closing time for fuck's sake"
"Fight the mong Eric, it's closing time for fuck's sake"
by Kirkham November 23, 2003

A state of severe intoxication, unable to function properly as a result of consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
by Karl/S September 21, 2008

noun:
1. Any fast food (not necessarily a burger) that causes nausea, undesired swelling, or a complete loss of all bowel control.
2. A burger that was not made to your order and therefore causes you to be sick or sad.
adjective:
1. A phrase used to describe any event, sight, or idea that may make you sick, nauseous, or ill.
1. Any fast food (not necessarily a burger) that causes nausea, undesired swelling, or a complete loss of all bowel control.
2. A burger that was not made to your order and therefore causes you to be sick or sad.
adjective:
1. A phrase used to describe any event, sight, or idea that may make you sick, nauseous, or ill.
Noun -
Charlie: Dude, is that a huge brown stain on David's pants?
Richard: Yep, looks like he had a mong burger today.
Adjective -
Charlie: Oh dude, this girl last night whipped out her schlong and grossed out everyone at the bar!
Richard: Wow, that's pretty mong burger, man.
Charlie: Dude, is that a huge brown stain on David's pants?
Richard: Yep, looks like he had a mong burger today.
Adjective -
Charlie: Oh dude, this girl last night whipped out her schlong and grossed out everyone at the bar!
Richard: Wow, that's pretty mong burger, man.
by andrewdoesn'tloveyoumuch July 4, 2006

by F A B Scott June 24, 2006

someone who is really ugly, so god damn ugly you cringe when you see their face, comes from the word minger, created by lucy.
by da mac May 10, 2005

Munich is a city in Europe that has a wonderful atmosphere, an interesting history and a passion for football. Mong is a terminology that is short for mongrel, which means dogs or hounds. It is never used in a positive manner.
Munich mongs actually doesn't refer to people from Munich, but rather stereotypical Asian badmen (sometimes from Pakistan) who attempt to assert their dominance through football. They become nothing more than inconveniences to the far too busy civilian who just wants to pursue capitalist interests.
They also fucking suck at football.
Munich mongs actually doesn't refer to people from Munich, but rather stereotypical Asian badmen (sometimes from Pakistan) who attempt to assert their dominance through football. They become nothing more than inconveniences to the far too busy civilian who just wants to pursue capitalist interests.
They also fucking suck at football.
by Not a Munich Mong May 21, 2016
