jayden root

a rat looking weirdo that is obsessed with sonic and love chili dogs. jayden is also a smol bean and has the worlds smallist dick.
person one: hi jayden rat i mean root

jayden root: chili dogs sonic uwu i have a small pp

person one: hes a wierdo.
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bombay root

A tremendously loud and stinky fart.
When he broke wind, he farted so loud, long, and stinky I gagged and the Windows rattled. I asked him, "What was that?" He answered, "That Sir, was a Bombay Root."
by NubtheSquirrel April 23, 2016
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rip root

The act of tugging on ones penis
Why go to work when you can sit home and rip root.
by Jimmy Joyce November 19, 2017
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Chocolate root

by Brettwads August 12, 2017
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Root fart

A large fart that comes after a series of smaller farts; The epicenter of one's flatus.
Roommate #1: Dude, will you please stop farting? The whole living room smells like your ass.

Roommate #2: I've already told you, I'm waiting to get out this root fart and it will all be over. If I try to force it it will only embed it's roots deeper within my bowels.

Roommate #1: You're out of your mind, you know that, right?
by Wsinger3465 February 23, 2016
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gag on this root

When someone makes you angry or just joking you say how about you gag on this root or also suck on this bird.
Bob: Your so stupid I swear
Brett:You can gag on this root
by Creator of gag on this root January 19, 2017
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Chew the root

also said as "Chew Da Root"
1.oral sex
2. another way to tell someone to suck a certain part of the male body.
" That girl really knew how to chew the root."

" Hey why don't you chew da root!"
by JRabbit76 May 01, 2010
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