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granny junkie

One who is addicted to banging their friends' grandmothers.

A younger individual who likes to eat rank, dusty, sour pussy.
John: Damn, your g-ma is looking fine!
Dave: God...what's wrong with you she's 85?!
Mike: Dude, that doesn't matter to John, you know he's a granny junkie. He banged my grandma twice last week!
by jumbo granny panties January 10, 2011
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granny booty

Bro she got that granny booty 😂
by Theylovvmal March 14, 2021
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Granny FullMouth

A slutty female senior-citizen.
Boy 1: You sleep with old ladies??
Boy 2: Yeah man! Who doesn't like a little Granny FullMouth from time to time!?
by BrownSugarTail July 23, 2014
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Felt Granny

An elderly hippy (Female). Often found wearing felt skirts/shawls with large wooden necklaces. Most commonly spotted in independent book stores, vegan cafes and campaigning against telephone masts. Can usually be identified when carrying a patchwork handbag and talking loudly about reusable mooncups and crystal healing techniques.
All i wanted was a coffee and this felt granny started telling me which runes helped her through menopause.
by OGsunshine May 29, 2018
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Fanny Granny

(Noun)
1. A grandma who gets a little too touchy on her husband's booty.

2. A grandma who collects fanny packs and uses them to wipe her butt.

3. A grandma who is mean and does not accept your butt jokes.
1. Stop being a fanny granny and leave grandpa alone!
2. My fanny granny did not let me have a fanny pack, I guess I see why. They smell of butt.
3. Don't be a fanny granny. My butt joke was actually funny.
by IKnowItAllSucka August 5, 2019
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granny boi

That one kid in ur class that gets bullied for NO FRICKEN REASON…….. well except for liking CB
by YyyYyYEeEAhhHh kid February 8, 2023
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Granny's Round

A discreet way of mentioning that a girl is on her period.
Girl 1: Whats up?
Girl 2: Granny's round...
Girl 1: aah...
by MaryLauryn July 27, 2011
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