Fat Lazy

This is when a person is not fat, but acts as lazy as a fat person would.

LOL, look at that man. He is such a fat lazy person.

LOL, that person needs two people to help him get up. He is so fat lazy.

by Cschermes May 13, 2009

lazy Carol

-to bed lazy (name)-eg Carol - to say you are finding a job and never do but would rather eat and live under someone else's house for nuthin.

Did you see lazy Carol?

Yes, she is on the couch watching Fear Factor.

by not so lazy September 13, 2008

Lazy Cat

A Lazy cat is used to describe lazy people who are usually messy, "sick", and offensive.

Mom: Michele, please clean your room.

Michele: FINE! *put the empty coke can in the freezer* Okay! I'm done!

Mom: *sigh* You are such a LAZY CAT!

by dictionarymaster7576 March 12, 2011

lazy boy

A lazy boy is a type of couch which is really really comfortable.
There is heaps of different types of Lazy boys out there. An ideal couch which a very lazy person would sit in all day. See couch.

I was feeling lazy today so I decided to sit on my lazy boy.

by darkmyst September 21, 2005

Lazy Hoe

A Hoe That "Does" everything but the dishes.

That lazy hoe would rather clean my dick than the dishes.

by ThatNiggaChris June 12, 2006

Lazy Nard

This happens when one very lethargic testicle does not drop at puberty, resulting in one testicle that is small, deformed and unnattractive. One can still procreate, yet finding a woman that will have sex with a freak of nature is always hard.

Nicole: I was giving Johnny a BJ and I felt a small raison were his left testicle should have been.
Mandy: Are you going to keep dating him?
Nicole: Ja right, he can take his mutant lazy nard to some other chick. I'm out.

by MoMo Mayes May 12, 2007

Lazy friend

A friend who only does the bare minimum to maintain your relationship. I.E., texting one-word responses or not replying to emails/texts at ALL, only hanging out at your request and never taking interest or note of your personal goings-ons.

I texted Ariana four times today and all she wrote back was "ok".

Me: HI! How are you? Did you hear that so-and-so got into an accident??
Lazy Friend: Hi. No.
Me: You SUCK at communications, PS.
Lazy Friend: *crickets*

by underwaterdreamer October 13, 2011