National fuck off day

National Fuck Off day is on October 16th and it’s the national day where everyone needs to just fuck off so spread the word and put it in your calendars

Person *talks to me nonstop

Me: “bruh it’s national fuck off day so FUCK OFF!”

by Rtowse5 October 06, 2019

National Fuck Off Day

April 30th is the day where you fuck off. Pretty self explanatory. This day is directed at the people who don’t fucking stop talking. Thank you for your time.

Oh hey

It’s national fuck off day

Oh

by Mtn Dew Hat April 29, 2018

International fuck off day

International fuck off day is on the 3rd of April.

Person 1: Hello
Person 2: Today is international fuck off day. Do you know what that means?
Person 1: What
Person 2: Fuck off

by Dafuckdoyouwant April 01, 2020

fuck off and get killed

an excellent phrase to rid of unwanted pests. it informs the other concerned party that their mission, should they choose to accept it, is to fuck off and then get killed.

religion peddler @ door_"have you found christ?"

me_"no i haven't. i didn't even know he was missing."

religion peddler @ door_"take my beliefs seriously."

me_"fuck off and get killed."

by vulvahammer July 08, 2010

Fuck off you cunt

An ancient australian proverb :
What it lacks in sophistication and depth, it makes up for wholeheartedly with a delightful clarity.

Nurse : "Here are some pharmaceutical psychotropic drugs for your toddler."
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature : "Fuck off you cunt !"

by Labiosexon February 03, 2020

Rev up and fuck off

Let's get in the car and leave

John wanted to leave the party,
" Let's rev up and fuck off " he called to his girlfriend. "Ok darling" she said "I'll just get my coat".

by Poshpikey November 12, 2010

National fuck off day

National fuck off day is a day in which you can tell who ever you want to fuck off with out any consequences.

I don’t meed to talk you you it’s national fuck off day.

by Tctc engineer April 25, 2018