When you are getting head and when you are about to ejaculate you do it in her ear. Then fold her ear so it sticks.
by Rickety Split December 3, 2007
Get the the omelet mug.Obvious, really. Two guys I know did this to a bloke they hated: whilst the omelette was setting, they scraped the guff off their cocks, and flicked it into a section of the omelette, and served that bit up to the bloke.
Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.
Purportedly, a famous guitarist from D.Purple also did this to someone.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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The sexual act of cumming inside of another person's ear and then folding it over or taping it shut to result an omelette of love filled with gooey goodness.
Jack: "Dude, Dave is sleeping really hard, I'm going to give him a crusty omelette."
Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"
Brandon: "I'll grab the camera!"
by Crusty Omelette September 22, 2009
Get the Crusty Omelette mug.When a man is riding a woman in any way, shape or form involving penetration, and he grabs a frying pan full of scalding-hot, but juicy eggs and whacks her in the head, making a "DOONK!!!" sound. Then, he must continually whack her in sync with his thrusting while she is covered with burning eggs.
by Stanlet Kowalski October 28, 2003
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Get the chocolate omelet mug.The act of leaving an "open face" wad of used toilet paper in a someone's bathroom trashcan as a prank.
To leave a "Sunny and Runny side up" present for a friend or acquaintance.
Stemming from the cultural difference of not flushing used waste paper in Guatemala, one of their most famous attributes.
The Guatemalan variant on a "Columbian necktie".
To leave a "Sunny and Runny side up" present for a friend or acquaintance.
Stemming from the cultural difference of not flushing used waste paper in Guatemala, one of their most famous attributes.
The Guatemalan variant on a "Columbian necktie".
Person #1 Hey did you see that giant spider in your bathroom trashcan? no?
Person #2 Hey that's not a spider! OMG!(vomiting ensues probably)
Person #3 nope, that's a Guatemalan Omelet my friend, aren't I a wonderful house guest mang!?
Person #2 Hey that's not a spider! OMG!(vomiting ensues probably)
Person #3 nope, that's a Guatemalan Omelet my friend, aren't I a wonderful house guest mang!?
by SuperfanGiovanni April 22, 2013
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