Mandela Nut

When you can't find the porn that you jacked off to a couple of days ago. Did that video ever exist or did you just cum so hard you nutted into another dimension?

"Bro, I can't find that video of Riley Reid anywhere on the internet. What happened?"

"Who's Riley Reid?"

"Oh no...did I just Mandela Nut?"

"I don't know. Let's blow each other to see if we're in the right dimension."

by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 22, 2018

Clag Nutting

The art of having another person pick Clag Nuts usually with teeth from your crusty ass hair

Boddy: Wifey, can we try Clag Nutting

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

nut guppy

A co-worker who is always hanging off the boss's nut sack.

Look at JJ in the boss's office, that guy is such a fuckin nut guppy.

by jjredcorn January 5, 2017

Thunder Nuts

When a tranny farts on your balls. Or the simple act of smacking your balls off their butthole.

Man.... Jimmy looks like you got poo and corn on your shirt. Nope Kristy gave me Thunder Nuts.

Don't pull out Sean....I want to give you Thunder Nuts.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 28, 2020

Nut Pack

When a person is absolutely trippin, or is straight up on that dumb shit.

A term coined by the king Sethical himself

Lil Broomstick: ay homie i dont think $600 gonna cut it
Roger: 𝙨𝙤 𝙮𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙨𝙢𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 NUT PACK 𝙝𝙪𝙝?
gun cocking
Lil Broomstick: he came to work strapped?

by Xabieru April 13, 2021

nut bowling

A competitive game of dropping your nut sack into a pool table pocket. The balder the better. Normally played by 2 people.

Daryl and Benny were competing in a ferocious game of nut bowling when Jo busted them. Daryl, put your fukin balls away!!

by nutb April 29, 2012

Barcelona Nuts

Colloquial term for cannabis, originating from the Catalonian region. Barcelona, situated on the Mediterranean Sea, has been a hot-bed for gang activities that have recently ravaged the local population. The cannabis was imported from Cristobal Colombo's expeditions to the new world, rumored to be consumed heavily by the explorer himself. The seeds of this plant were given to local pea farmers, being specially cultivated exclusively in this region for hundreds of years. In recent years, the cannabis has been confiscated by narcotics agencies around the world, often being smuggled in using spherical hazelnut shells. These natural smuggling apparatuses have been found as far as San Francisco and Shanghai.

During quarantine, I rolled fatty joints with my sweet Barcelona Nuts.

by Nuts4Days March 30, 2021