Dirty Novella

A novelist who quirts when proofreading her own story. A wet writer.

That lady left a wet spot in the chair, where she was writing. She must be a Dirty Novella

by Brucie 13 June 2, 2021

Comment novelist

Noun. A person in a forum/comment section who goes on a massive tangent regarding a certain topic. Typically covering every minute detail and sometimes (but not always) using overly sophisticated language.

Jim: "that guy on that one Reddit thread was a total comment novelist

Sam: Seriously! His rant about horses went on way too long!

by Professional goblin December 15, 2024

Micro Novel

A piece of writing broken up into chapters that is 5,000-7,500 words total. A short story divided by chapters with a continual story line.

I read a cool book last night, it was a micro novel, so it didn't take long to read.

by ShaneGreyLifts April 27, 2025

wrote the novel

You did something, you're doing something, or you've done something that you will never forget.

Peety and I wrote the novel lastnight.

Dude, I am so gonna write the novel tomorrow.

No mom I do not want to play charades with you; I'm writting the novel as we speak!

by SSPplankton June 16, 2010

you should write a novel

A phrase used to discredit someone's ideas or beliefs.

Cobalt: Have you heard? Worms living in our brain are making us drink unhealthy amounts of water!
Cyan: Oh, how amazing.
You should write a novel.

by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020

real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

Throw the novel in the trash

A way to say that something that’s shit is shit, even if you worked really hard on it.

David: “Hey Gordon, check out this short film I made!”
Gordon: *watches short film*
David: “So what did you think?”
Gordon: “Throw the novel in the trash.”

by TheR0B0TNinja February 28, 2023