Jesus Gift

Street name for male love organ

Hell yeah I would smash my Jesus Gift in that!

by Jesus Gift October 6, 2008

closet gift

a shitty gift you get and it gets stuck in your closet for longer than a year

you got me socks?? man, that's a closet gift!!

by drac6000 December 19, 2008

retaliatory gift

The gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first.

I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, but I had to buy a retaliatory gift after Justin dropped off a present for me

by HED23 January 9, 2008

pre-gift

The act of buying useless crap in the month of November for no apparent reason other than to waste your hard-earned money, only to realize in December that this dusty, tossed-aside item would make the perfect Christmas gift for a lackluster person at the bottom of your Christmas list.

To Self, sometime in mid-November: "why did i buy this can of Vienna sausages? I don't even like Vienna sausages! Oh well..."

To Self, late December: "Oh Crap! I forgot to buy Uncle Carl a gift! Oh hey, what's this on the shelf - a can of Vienna sausages? I think Uncle Carl likes these...thank god i thought to pre-gift!"

by gadzooks123 March 17, 2009

Gift of Gab

The power over other people to get material items.

I got the gift of gab over that punk bitch.

by Jizzo Fortanel January 20, 2004

Gift for two

A gift for two is a massive double sided dildo.

damn, those dumb cunt bitches be pounding each other with that gift for two.

by Richard espeego lucifer g. November 10, 2008

gift wrap

piece of toilet paper stuck to a girls pussy.

i was getting the gift from this chick and there was still some gift wrap on that box!

see gift

by tredizzleworth April 19, 2008