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nintendo revolution

New game console from nintendo that:

1) has re-defined backwards compatibility, because you can play GC games, and download ANY nintendo games from the past 20 years onto it.

2) didn't have any games shown at e3... or for that matter, what it can do, graphics wise.

3) will have wi-fi internet and system link, and will have Super smash brothers online.
Nintendo revoultion sounds like a good console, but it would have been nice to see some footage instead of a model.
by chrisguy May 22, 2005
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Nintendo DSi

God's gift to the world: a handheld gaming device from Nintendo that not only plays games, as it should be excpected to, but takes pictures (though not of the best quality, you can draw on them with the touch screen), and can surf the internet, which is pretty damn awesome. You can also listen to music on it with an SD card, and there's a little DSiWare shop similar to the WiiShop where you can download more little games. If you know what's good for you, you will buy a DSi. But for Heaven's sake, don't buy it in pink, you pansy.
Gamer 1: I just got a new Nintendo DSi, dude, it rocks.
Gamer 2: It's not pink, is it?
Gamer 1: ...
by youcouldsaythat December 23, 2009
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Nintendo Pilot

Those in the military who fly drones from a thousand miles away in another country or continenet.
"He must have been a good video game player, because he is now a Nintendo Pilot flying that drone in Iraq from his living room couch."
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nintendo ds

A console made by Nintendo hated by Sony fanboys for "making games geared for children" and having "dated hardware" which is utter bullshit. While the PSP (Sony's handheld) has many features that the DS doesn't have (but can be added through accessories), they are all bullshit you don't need. Everyone already owns a MP3 player that actually fits in our pockets, why the fuck would we want a bigger one? The UMD format used for watching movies is dead, so good luck with that. The Nintendo DS has a big library of cool games, where you can kill zombies, solve murder cases, play Sudoku, play great RPG's, and so much more. The graphics are mainly 2D, but the DS can do last wave N64-like 3D too.

The PSP also has good games, even though Nintendo fanboys say otherwise, and if the price wasn't so steep, it would match the DS. The graphics of the PSP are shitty 3D, last wave PS1 to first wave PS2, and has many defects (flying UMD's, disk read errors, short battery life, no refunds for a screen with dead pixels etc etc., but it seems the newer shipments have less of these defects), and is still being raped in sales by the DS Lite.

The PSP is a good purchase if you have the money, because of the many good original games, but if you want to make the most out of your money, the DS Lite is what you want. If you have the money I recommend both.
Nintendo fanboy: The PSP has no games!! IN YOUR FACE LOLOL, THE NINTENDO DS WINS BECAUSE OF GAMES! DS DS DS

Me: Shut up idiot, the PSP does have great games on it, too bad there are so many rehashes of old games on it, but the original games rock.

Sony fanboy: Look! I can play MP3's, watch movies, and browse the internet! LOL

Me: I thought you had a MP3 player and computer for that? Dumbass. The UMD format is dead, so say bye to your movies. Good luck finding wireless access points to connect to the internet. Idiot.
by Gaming Veteran December 31, 2006
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nintendo sexual

the people who play video games all day and dont ever get any. the only thing they do get off on is when they get a new video game and beat off to the only chick in the game and think graphics are sexy.
dude princess peach is fucking sexy in this new game, i wish i had a girlfriend like her...or talked to girls at all...---nintendo sexual
by cody waugh December 9, 2008
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nintendo ds

A solid game system with great games and little added features that make it a close competitor for PSP. Although some whiny little lifeless PSP fans act like its just an N64 with a touchscreen, it is much better than it gets credit for. As an owner of a PSP and a DS I have to say that I play my DS much more. It's much for social, since it has single card download play and pictochat. The games (well, most of them) are actually fun and not just about blood and gore like so many PSP games. And now, DS can play Movies, mp3s, and all that great stuff, so it's really an equal to PSP, if not better.
Nintendo DS rocks out with its cock out.
by Skankin' Cucumber September 25, 2005
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Nintendo 64

One of the best consoles I've ever owned. While it is true that there were a lack of good Third Party titles, the fact is that I never buy a Nintendo console for Third Party games.

Nintendo made their fans proud with this console. Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask were WONDERFUL, Goldeneye 007 and Perfect Dark were stunningly good, and Super Mario 64 just wouldn't stop for me. These few Nintendo games managed to last me until the PS2 and GameCube come out!

Let people say what they want, I love this console!
If only there was a true successor to Super Mario 64.

Unfortunately, Super Mario Sunshine is not it and I'm doubting Super Mario 128.
by BusinessMan April 25, 2005
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