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the needle

to give someone "the needle", insulting and teasing someone which results in the person becoming irate and/or defensive, thus the person would have "the needle"

can be used with certain words to emphasise the effect of "the needle"
eg: triple needle
quad neelde
right needle
"dont get the needle with me pal"
"you've got the riiiiggght needle"
"ooh noo, charlie's got the neeedddle!"
by Donnie onetime April 24, 2004
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Space Needle

to go crazy. to do something erratic or unexpected. also to do something extraordinary. originating in Seattle, Washington.
damn son these cats out here going space needle on this kayak.
by sticks1984 July 22, 2011
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ass needle

Similar to a dildo, yet it is the male genitalia where it can be inserted into the rear. For a lack of a better word, used for gay sex.
Oh Bernard, do me with your ass needle!
Oh baby - PROTRUDE me!
by Butter Monkey February 11, 2008
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Rusty Beef Needle

When a man with a thin Twizzler like penis fucks his girlfriend while she's on her period then sticks it in her ear.
DO ME DO ME. I love me some rusty beef needle!
by Blazin Crotch May 28, 2009
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Thread the Needle

The series of motions, performed by some men when attempting to urinate while afflicted with morning wood, whereby they bend at the waist and squat while tucking the junk. This guides everything that would be sticking up back to the down position, thereby avoiding spills and crush related injuries.
What's wrong Karl, why are you walking like that?

I forgot to thread the needle this morning.

or

Roomate1: WTF, who pissed on the floor in here!?!

Roomate2: Oops, sorry dude. I forgot to thread the needle this morning.
by WeirdVanGuy December 31, 2009
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Pissing Through The Eye Of A Needle

Rippin the beer shits into the shitter and its sounds and feels like your pissing out of your ass. Yeah you know those ones......they usually burn too.
I sure pissed through the eye of a needle on that one....yeah you guys thought I was pissing eh...well I wasnt.....I was shittin soup you fuckin Wikedy Wiener
by Iron James January 26, 2004
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Thread the Needle

A sexual action in which the man is laying flat on the ground and the woman is standing direct front of him, she then jumps and does a summersault, landing with her vagina neatly filled with cock. (Some Injury may occur)
Man1: Did you hear about jed?
Man2: No, What happened?
Man1: He tried to Thread the Needle with his wife last night and she missed and snapped his cock in 2, he is now in the hospital.
Man2: holy shit!
by Who thinks of this? July 12, 2009
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