Spicy Napkin

A sexual act involving Icy-Hot, plums, and a used sanitary napkin.

"Did that girl come over to your apartment last night?"
"Yeah, I gave her a spicy napkin and she loved it."

by demandrad February 4, 2010

napkin boy

itwasntme eats cocks

itwasnt me gobbled me last night.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

napkin mohogany

also abbreivated as n.m

maybe people mistake this word for never mind or nothing much but its REAL defintion is napkin mohogany
a type of napkin made out of mohogany wood.... naturally

"NAPKIN MOHOGANY IS A REAL THING!!!!"

by airle starow June 20, 2009

Napkincake

A guy masturbates and when he is done, cleans the cum off his dick with a napkin. The napkin that he used is known as a napkincake

Dude! My parents were gone for the weekend and i made like 30 napkincakes!

by chef_stank_muffin September 8, 2010

Napkin

A small nap, usually 45 minutes or less.

I took a napkin in the back of the car while my parents drove me to another mandatory AA meeting for my 3rd DWI.

by Valentina Zzzzzz September 25, 2014

Napkin Elbow

A version of the more common ailment, Tennis Elbow, most often developed over time by shaking one's napkin at a high rate of speed. The Napkin Elbow epidemic took New York City by storm in the early 1990's when world class musician, Jorge Buccio, wrote now famed hit, "The Napkin Song". Many patrons of the Little Italy birthday destination, Puglia, leave the restaurant with chronic Napkin Elbow.

Damn, I can barely pick up my connoli, I hope it's not the Napkin Elbow.

by Feesus Christ June 9, 2016

Napkin Calculus

When someone doesn't know how to calculate a value, but is doing it anyway.

"I used napkin calculus to guess the number of pennies in the jar."
"And?"
"Well, obviously I was wrong."

by BlahBlahBlahThisIsAName October 4, 2016