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anal nuke

When you have to take such a massive shit, it tips your sphincter.
Ohhhh!!! I just got done with lunch at this burrito place, and now I feel an anal nuke coming on!!!
by Rajanabadooa December 17, 2017
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Nuked toilet

a toilet that was nuked by someone's shit
"Thats a Nuked toilet in Taco bell. Im not suprised."
by toiletnuker December 7, 2020
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Spark-Nuke

Reading the detailed overview of a book on sparknotes.com instead of taking the time out to read it.
Guy 1: Hey did you read "Hard Times" by Charles Dickens for class today?

Guy 2: Nah, I didn't have time. I'll spark-nuke it during break.
by Eri'ce October 25, 2010
mugGet the Spark-Nukemug.

nuke the post

The act of completely deleting a post from the internet and all traces that link to it, often for the purpose of hiding personal information, avoiding discourse, or silencing a comment section that has gone too far to ever be corrected naturally.

The act of "nuking" something can be used in dozens of different contexts alike, most notably as a metaphor for destroying any trace of something left behind so as to get rid of anything that particular person doesn't wish to spread out further. In the case of online posts, this can be used as a last resort option to fix the mistakes of which cannot be reversed, only destroyed.

It's important to note that nuking a post only works when all traces of said post are lost forever. This does not mean making the post private, only accessible to friends, or publicized elsewhere on the internet. When you nuke the post, it's gone for good, and it's a saving grace only some can achieve the right way.
Person 1: What do I do about this post? Ever since I made a comment about politics, it's been bombarded with hate!
Person 2: Nuke the post, man. It's got nothing left to save it now.
by aawuhua123 November 9, 2018
mugGet the nuke the postmug.

Nuke Junkie

A country that takes nuclear warheads on lease from a nuke pusher.
The United Kingdom is a nuke junkie and is supplied nuclear warheads from a nuke pusher called USA.
by AnonDoxy July 9, 2018
mugGet the Nuke Junkiemug.

Nuking Dick

The slang term used to describe a high speed of object.
That car is nuking dick!
by Charrr July 9, 2022
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nuke L

Nuke L is a term that is used when a Females Pussy is just wet asf and it’s really good quality Pussy
Damn shorty I’m tryna fuck Keesha she got Nuke L
by KeeshaLover25 June 23, 2020
mugGet the nuke Lmug.

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