The Mustain

The ultimate in awesome. Similair to "the dude" in The Big Lewbowski. The highest degree of cool attainable.

Jeremy is THE MUSTAIN.

by Jd Mustain May 27, 2010

Downstairs Mustache

pubic hair

Her downstairs mustache was so dirty it had a whole ecosystem living in it.

by gimmiesumgrain August 29, 2010

Yankee Mustache

Nasal mucus on the upper lip as a result of cold weather.

Hey Patrick, wipe off your Yankee Mustache, ya freakin' losah!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

White mustang

A term for a white mans penis, used mostly by women in the Bay Area and New York.

“The day I saw your white mustang”- Lana del Rey

by Brooklyn- December 30, 2020

waled mustafa

Creator of waledsoftware, famous across Pakistan.

Waled mustafa is a genius brain surgeon, astronaut and coder 1010101000110

by waledmustafa January 5, 2021

Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS)

A method of using a fictional persona, on anything from social media to legal documents. Often only effective for short periods with longer term consequences including delusions of grandeur, schizophrenia, paranoia, dissociation from friends, family and, ultimately, reality.

It had been a last ditch attempt to bond with his father, enjoy the countryside and conquer a mountain together. He had hoped to heal many wounds but his incessant use of the Kicking Mustang Concealment System (KMCS) over the years had left him incapable of forming honest social bonds and he was left taking selfies below the clouds he had once aspired to surpass.

by PhoenixAirsoftMarshall August 6, 2023

Green Mountain Mustache

Being on the recieving end of a St. Albans Snickers

Dude, my face is so chocolately from that St. Albans Snickers, do I have a Green Mountain Mustache?

by Dorkus Vermontus October 15, 2008