Musket

A form of back shooting where someone acts like their holding a musket while Artillery Canon s you or when someone yells make ready and present and when they yell fire they do the Artillery Canon

Listen bro I’m bout to file a noise complaint this is ridic- *sees two people going at it* Oh,your doing the Musket,never mind bro.

by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024

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Musket Cumming

The act of ejaculating one singular high-caliber shot of cum, and then having to "reload" for a while for your next "shot".

"My boyfriend was musket cumming in me all night! It took almost 4 hours.."

by SisypheanTaskmaster October 8, 2025

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yellow musket

The boner you get when you have to pee really bad.

"Sam why do you have a boner right now? Is it because of Jessica?"

"No it's a yellow musket, I have to pee really badly"

by Theunitologist September 7, 2016

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A way of intercourse in which the man fucks the girl hard, pulls out, keeps rubbing and cums all over her (like a musket), proceeds to moterboat her tits and gives her a raspberry before jumping up and running out of the room. Often performed by people who wear fedoras.

Hey bro, how did your date last night go?
Great man. I three musketeered her!

Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.

by Rekivile July 30, 2018

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The Musket

The act in which a person inserts toilet paper into the opening of their anus and rams it up their colon with a "ramrod" (plunger, toilet brush, etc) and then releases the paper via flatulence, thus simulating the loading and firing of a musket.

"Dude, I gave myself The Musket last night and my asshole has never felt cleaner."

by The Toilet Musketeer August 1, 2018

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