Mickey Musk
Mickey Musk by ferrinheat November 5, 2022
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Mickey Musk
Mickey Musk by ferrinheat November 5, 2022
Elon Musk
A pasty faced, weird-looking billionaire who bought Twitter, driving away followers and reinstating the incendiary accounts of “people” such as Donald Trump and his disciples.
Dave: “Twitter says that COVID-19 vaccines have microchips made by Bill Gates.”
Irene: “Bullshit! I heard nothing from the World Health Organization, Anthony Fauci and the Centres for Disease Control about microchips in out vaccines.”
Dave: “Get educated.”
Irene: “Well, I am - and any idiot who calls themselves a doctor, nurse of pharmacist would say this about any vaccine just to trick people like you.”
Dave: “But, but, but.”
Irene: “That rich ninny Elon Musk has just allowed what I call misinformation about COVID-19 vaccines back on Twitter. I’ve just canceled my account because of him.”
(Dave leaves speechless).
Irene: “Bullshit! I heard nothing from the World Health Organization, Anthony Fauci and the Centres for Disease Control about microchips in out vaccines.”
Dave: “Get educated.”
Irene: “Well, I am - and any idiot who calls themselves a doctor, nurse of pharmacist would say this about any vaccine just to trick people like you.”
Dave: “But, but, but.”
Irene: “That rich ninny Elon Musk has just allowed what I call misinformation about COVID-19 vaccines back on Twitter. I’ve just canceled my account because of him.”
(Dave leaves speechless).
Elon Musk by The Real Canadian December 13, 2022
Elon Musk
The term for leakage of sperm from the ass and down into the vaginal crevice, resulting in an accidental pregnancy (formerly known as a Tokyo drift).
She wasn't on the pill so I went through the back door. Unfortunately I was too slow with the towel afterwards, resulting in an Elon Musk.
Elon Musk by DoctorThrob December 27, 2022