Mutton musket

Smaller, more portable version of the lamb cannon. i.e. when the penis isn't fully erect because the slut sucking it is so hideous.

Dude, check out this slut sucking my mutton musket.

by pop-eye October 26, 2008

kongo musket

when a man puts something in a womans mouth and fucks it down her throat with his dick

" ah man i gave this chick a kongo musket last night, she was gagging like crazy!

by craze495 November 20, 2009

five musketeers

A group of five girls who say they will be friends forever,but two of them start moving away and ignore the other three because they become friends with the crazy 8. When the five musketeers see one another they act like nothing is wrong but they know that they are moving apart.the three remain friends but the two keep moving away and soon they will no longer be friends with the three.

The five musketeers will never last.

by Lucy teller July 13, 2016

montana musket diver

When you’re banging a chick from behind and take the chewing tobacco out of your lip and put it in her asshole and plunge it in with your dick.

She was all for it until I got her with the good ol’ Montana musket Diver

by ScrabbleMan123 March 27, 2020

3 musketeers

3 friends who always has eachothers back and would do anything for eachother. They all know eachothers secrets and have inside jokes. Who ever messes with one of them messes with all of them. Nothing will break the trio apart not even a dumb boy. They like to use words periodt, go off, we stan her, boo-, and girl bye. They always use emojis 😌😭😼🏃🏻 ♀️. They are popular but don’t consider themselves popular. And they’re always in the group chats or invited to hang out. THEY DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER!

random girl 1: i wish i had a friendship like the 3 musketeers
random girl 2: yeah they’re all so pretty, wish i was them

by 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️ October 12, 2020

meat musket

The act of pulling the lint out of your belly button and ramming it into the tip of your dick. Then ,after sexual activity, ejaculating a dandelion like cloud of belly button lint onto your partner’s face.

I’m purposefully not cleaning out my belly button cause i’m wanting to give my girl a proper meat musket.

by carsonsux August 9, 2021

Grabbing My Musket

A white-person, dog-whistle term to encourage a set of followers take violent actions against a government while declining to do so yourself to avoid personal criminality or charges of incitement to violence.

On Nov. 9th, if Trump loses, I'm grabbing my musket. You in?

by ZaBlanc October 26, 2016