Viagra [Mule]

someone that has to make a living by sending stupid Viagra spam emails . desperate writing hacks trying to be funny with their subject lines or writing poetry that has no soul

He dude im sicking getting those Viagra Mule emails the subject headers are crap they cant even spell correctlty!

by neeeo October 24, 2008

Jacobs Mule

A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka

A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!

by Wrg2017 July 7, 2018

Shoe mule

Someone who transports shoe, normally from America to England for friends to afford high postage costs

Wow it costs a lot to post shoes from america

Hey thats cool, we know a shoe mule

by maninahat June 6, 2011

Mexican Mule

When a man pees in a women's anus.

When I'm bored, I call a hooker over so I can perform the mexican mule on her.

by Prickly Pete November 22, 2006

buttered mule

a fat red sloppy useless sweating disgusting mess who doesn't know how to do anything and is uncooperative and unskilled but somehow has everyone fooled into thinking he is good to have around

"That guy is a red buttered mule."

"I can't stand that red buttered mule."

by Bill Wang October 13, 2008

mule leg

An erect penis that is eager or kickin' for some action

This chick at the club was grinding on me all night so we went back to her place and I gave her the mule leg!

by Joe Homebrew July 6, 2006

Marissa Mule

One who speaks way too intellectually for their age, and is very mature; Super good at singing and knows how to entertain a crowd; Unique and very fashionable; Puts school work first (not a nerd); Smart, funny, unique; Besties with Lid:

You should know her.

Hey I think I saw Marissa Mule in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyQlSJIObbQ&feature=channel

by Marissa Mule December 28, 2008