meteorfalcon

BEST STREAMER EVER.
BEST FATHER EVER

METEORFALCON IS PRETTY POG

by Totally not Tacos September 9, 2023

The Metember Curse

The phrase defining the September crash that the New York Mets go through every season since the 2007 season.

Dude, what's wrong with the Mets? They went from first to last. Oh, yeah! It's just the Metember curse.

by KoKo7294 June 20, 2010

Facebook meteorologist

An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.

Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.

by Xile-Lord August 17, 2011

Tacky Meter

Time that you can't tell.

A broken watch (expensive watch with high technology) with big hands and a big face.

"Hey, I can't tell the time on this tacky meter watch!"

by LadiiP October 15, 2011

Golden Meteor Shower

When a female is urinating on a mans face for sexual pleasure and passes a kidney stone.

Would you like me to give you a golden meteor shower?

by Mesaferggie April 13, 2016

building meter

The act of masturbation

Frank- well thanks for inviting me but I can't make it, I'll be too busy building meter.

by DaltonAndJohnsWords July 25, 2017

Thicc meter

How to measure any DAT PHAT ASS by using two fine ass honeys...

The squad: dude what are you doing with your phone?!?!?!

Me: I'M using the THICC METER

The squad: wtf?!

Me: I'm simply looking at THICC Ass girl right here on her INSTA- and then I compare HER ASS BEWTEEN that CALI Girl KATY PERRY AND KIM "THE GIRL with the most below" Kardashian

The Squad: DAMN!!...thats some quantum shit, you should be teachin' classes about that.

Me: word THAT dawg.

by WATSZITOYA July 14, 2018