How to measure any DAT PHAT ASS by using two fine ass honeys...
The squad: dude what are you doing with your phone?!?!?!

Me: I'M using the THICC METER

The squad: wtf?!

Me: I'm simply looking at THICC Ass girl right here on her INSTA- and then I compare HER ASS BEWTEEN that CALI Girl KATY PERRY AND KIM "THE GIRL with the most below" Kardashian

The Squad: DAMN!!...thats some quantum shit, you should be teachin' classes about that.

Me: word THAT dawg.
by WATSZITOYA July 14, 2018
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