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A coffee shop in Sandy Hook Connecticut; Mocha was once the home of a man who had a strong interest in amphibians. He had a large collection of frog and toad memorabilia. He was also very into experimenting with 5-MeO-DMT, the chemical in the venom of the Colorado River Toad. The man had a collection of these toads and would harvest their venom and use it to hallucinate. One day he ingested bufotenine, the chemical in the venom that is poisonous and died. When the Mocha was built the upper part of the building was cleaned out and the collection of frog and toad memorabilia was used to decorate the coffee shop.
Wanna go to Mocha and grab a muffin
by Henry Pym April 19, 2009
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Mothafuckin' JAM!

Interjection. An allusion to the YouTube video the ShaqSquatch in which an episode of Ghostbusters is voiced over with hilarious lines making no logical sense. Used by one when a very unfortunate occurence is avoided by chance alone.
1. Dude, I didn't git syphillis!
2. Oh fo real?
1. Hell yeah, Mothafuckin' JAM!
by The HughesCat December 14, 2008
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mochaboarding

Similar to waterboarding, but not necessarily in the context of torture, depending on the temperature of the coffee.

Usually the mochaboardee will lay flat on the floor while he or someone else pours a steady stream of coffee over the recipient's face and into the mouth. This practice is particularly effective for making it to work on time after a night of heavy drinking.
Sid: "Dude, I'm so obnoxiously hung over...what a party last night, eh?"

Roger: "No doubt, I had to have Glenda put me through a mochaboarding session this morning, just to make it here on time..."
by zambizzi January 12, 2008
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Motha Fucka

A ghetto, black way of saying Mother Fucker, which is generally used on a guy who is pervy and is a big bad flirtatious BITCH.
Now Woody's a real Motha Fucka.
by Baeswag January 15, 2015
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Midnight Mocha Blast

When one has a terrible accident in their pants in the middle of the night while sleeping due to an upset stomach. Typically it is messy, smelly, and you were unaware that it happened. You wake up with a mess of smearyness in your pants.
Dude! I woke up this morning and didn't feel good at all. Then I realized I had had a Midnight Mocha Blast in my pants. It was so gross!
by xzy123 February 3, 2010
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Frappuccino Mocha Latte!

A nicer and less obvious way of saying FML (which stands for "F" My Life). Particularly good for status updates on Facebook or while driving in cars with children in the back.
You miss your exit when you were already late and your child is screaming in the back seat..."Frappuccino Mocha Latte!"
by girlwiththeshorthair February 5, 2010
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Moocha

One who it seems with no set purpose or goal, wanders about to their hearts content, usually with the secret aim of stumbling across a nearby pub.
"I'm gonna go for a mooch about."
"Okay, you Moocha."

"Who's that bloke? he looks lost."
"Oh, that's Moocha. Don't worry, he always looks like that."
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