mosquitos

number 1 most annoying thing in the universe

darn these mosquitos

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 08, 2022

mosquito

Merchant Of Some Quite Unnecessary Irritating Trashy Object (acronym)

Beware of MOSQUITO infested areas whilst on holiday, particularly prevalent on beaches selling bracelets, handbags and key rings.

by Mrs Malaprop September 19, 2013

mosquito

they are government controlled insects that were created in order to take blood as a blood donation (as when they bite you they take some of your blood). so, when someone refuses to donate blood, the government send out the mosquitos to retrieve and take the blood from you and send it to the blood donation centre. they aren’t real insects !!!!!

mosquitos are controlled by the government

*this is a joke, pls don’t sue me !!*

by ryuk best boy April 27, 2022

Mosquitos

Lawyers in insect form.

"I'm already a bloodsucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase!"- Mooseblood The Mosquito (The Bee Movie)
One of the mosquitos.

by P4RZ1V4L March 23, 2018

Mosquito

Someone who does not respect you and your partner’s relationship.

“Micheal’s morphed into a mosquito, hitting on me when he knows I’m married.”

by cannabass November 23, 2022

Mosquito

The most fucking annoying thing to ever walk the earth. They’re stupid insects with no purpose but to give everyone ugly ass pimples and drink blood like vampires.

Those damn mosquitoes have done it again! They’ve ruined my beautiful lips!

by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022

mosquito

The satan of nature.

"I just got bitten by a mosquito."

by Itz KittyPinkiez June 09, 2024