moffaty

adj.

1) Of or pertaining to the works of Stephen Moffat
2) A plot element wherein continuity and logic are completely disregarded for the sake of toying with the audiences emotions.

"Wait, the weeping angels are looking at each other? I thought they couldn't do that!"

"Dude, this episode is so moffaty."

by UnimpressedWhovian April 7, 2013

Moffatting

To be in a state of existential bliss from picking one's nose.

I need a good moffatting whenever I'm feeling down about life.

by whev June 21, 2013

Mouffer

This is a descriptive slang term for a woman's vaginal region. Usually, it is used in positive contexts.

Ex) Her mouffer was tight

by Blank2.0 October 24, 2013

moffaget

a Family tree of blind idiots who earn a living by giving directions.

I can't find my way back; I need to get a hold of a moffaget

by yup, it's true! June 19, 2014

Morfiend

Pill popper, junkie, hooked on Oxycontin, pain med addict, pill head

Stash your Mom's pain pills cause the dude is a total morfiend.

by fetishforfun September 3, 2014

moffed

to have been impaled with extreme prejudice by vengeful unicorns

"Fluttershy really pissed off Rarity last night - she ended up getting moffed."

by spunk bucket August 28, 2015

Moffer

A mock offer to foot the bill on a date.
eg. Guy and girl on their first date at a restaurant. Guy gets his wallet out to pay. Girl is a tight bitch who doesn't believe in gender equality, but moffers to pay in order to hide her true character.

A lack of a moffer should absolutely ensure no second date is considered.

"I was going to pay anyway, but I couldn't believe it when she didn't even moffer".

by Caz Mik October 12, 2015