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fight the mong

verb: To "fight the mong" (also to "fight it")

This usually means that instead of monging, you're going on a trek.

It can mean simply keeping your eyes open, or even mean picking your drunken self up off the pavement. How you "fight it" depends on how monged out you are.
"Let's play football - come on, fight the mong lads!"

"Fight the mong Eric, it's closing time for fuck's sake"
by Kirkham November 23, 2003
mugGet the fight the mongmug.

Ming-Monged

A state of severe intoxication, unable to function properly as a result of consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Alan had so much to drink last night that he was ming-monged
by Karl/S September 21, 2008
mugGet the Ming-Mongedmug.

mong burger

noun:
1. Any fast food (not necessarily a burger) that causes nausea, undesired swelling, or a complete loss of all bowel control.
2. A burger that was not made to your order and therefore causes you to be sick or sad.
adjective:
1. A phrase used to describe any event, sight, or idea that may make you sick, nauseous, or ill.
Noun -
Charlie: Dude, is that a huge brown stain on David's pants?
Richard: Yep, looks like he had a mong burger today.

Adjective -
Charlie: Oh dude, this girl last night whipped out her schlong and grossed out everyone at the bar!
Richard: Wow, that's pretty mong burger, man.
by andrewdoesn'tloveyoumuch July 4, 2006
mugGet the mong burgermug.

mong-ed

Same as mong'ead.

numpty, etc.
Two plus two is not six, you mong-ed.
by F A B Scott June 24, 2006
mugGet the mong-edmug.

ming mong

someone who is really ugly, so god damn ugly you cringe when you see their face, comes from the word minger, created by lucy.
OMG! you see that ming mong!
by da mac May 10, 2005
mugGet the ming mongmug.

Mini Mong

When you havent got enough time to mong, but really need one. A very small mong that can last at little as ten minutes. Very refreshing and can have one anywhere really.
Ive got an hour break before my next lesson, fancy a mini mong?
by boon:noob November 22, 2009
mugGet the Mini Mongmug.

Computer Mong

A person that spends most of their time on a computer (gaming) and does not the know any different. Does not have the ability to socialize with another human being.
Dave: Yo John, do you know whether George can come out or not? Nah George is a computer Mong.
by Lukeyjoe May 9, 2021
mugGet the Computer Mongmug.

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