mom

One of the only people who will ever love you as much as she does. She cares about almost everything you do.

Especially your internet history. Oh, and why your room is so messy. And why the heck you are on urbandictionary.com.

Friend: Dude, why weren't you playing Minecraft yesterday? I was waiting for you!

Me: Oh, my mom decided to take away my Xbox.

Friend: Wait-really?

Me: Oh yeah. She got me a first generation iPad instead

Friend: Why?

Me: She wants me to do 'better things with my time.'

Friend: Like getting another Xbox with her money?

Me: Oh yeah. Were do you want to meet up?

mom by Captain Lieutenant November 29, 2015

Mom

In my opinion a mother doesn't have to be female. A man can also be a mother.
A mother cares a lot about you for your whole life. A mother will always help you up if you fall, just like when you made your first steps. A mother went through a lot with you and will always stay with you. Even after death, a mother will always be in your heart.
To be a Mother is a hard job, and it should be paid, in my opinion.

Baby: "M-mom-mommy." Reaching out hands to the "daddy".

Mom by PuzzlesArmy June 25, 2017

mom

the lady i was with last night

i just fricked your mom

mom by kayrhoades December 17, 2018

mom

A woman who has adopted or given birth to you. Who says rude things about you all the time until your 18 or you end up killing yourself. She makes you feel awful, hates everything you do & hates you

Emma: She is my mom
Jen: I feel so bad for you

mom by Anonymous 112366 December 16, 2017

mom

The bitch who decided to have sex and decide to get pregnant, and decides to abuse you for 18 years. (She is a whore!!)

OMG, i hate my mom!!!
Well, at least she made you (and is a slut!!)

mom by killerbes December 8, 2019

Mom

Misuse of meme. Typically, when someone is incorrect about their meme usage, you mention mom to alert them of the error.

Guy failing: "I think Master Chief is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and isn't afraid of anything."

Guy alerting guy of fail: "Omg, you're so retarded, I'm calling mom!"

Mom by themanwholies January 7, 2011

mom

worse than hitler

mom are scary

mom by pusslicker45 September 20, 2018